You Know You Are A Corvette Owner When You…

You Know You Are A Corvette Owner When You…

1. Just sit in your car and look over the inside and think about how great the car looks.

2. Look at another Corvette and think, wow, that car does look great.

3. Wash your car at 2am after a night out.

4. Buy a leaf blower and have no intention of using it in the yard.

5. Your garage has a security alarm system and your house doesn’t.

6. Pay $10 for something that should cost $1.

7. Walk to your vehicle and immediately attend to the bird poop on the hood instead of opening the door for your wife.

8. Your first concern when going somewhere is what the parking lot is like.

9. Test 3 different types of wax on ANOTHER car so you won’t mess up on the Corvette.

10. Your wife states that you touch/rub that car more than her.

11. When everyone on your block knows you’ve left your driveway by the noise.

12. Spend more time waxing your car and staring at it than you do driving it.

13. Have more pictures of your car than family members.

14.Spend more money on towels for the car than you do for all the bathrooms in your house.

15. Have the habit of removing perfectly functional parts/components and replace them with new perfectly functional parts/components.

16. Still go to the garage and look at your car.

17. Check the weather report before you take it for a drive.

18. Enjoy the first drive in the spring more than the vacation you just came back from.

19. Read this list and nod yes to every item.

Given to me by Kim Porter who has a web site http://www.kimsgolddust.com
Kim sells Corvette Jewelry at its finest !
Written and posted by Tom Hiltz aka [ Redvette]